Modified USA type joke

[Dundeegeorge]

The difference between conservatives and socialists

A Conservative and a Socialist were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The conservative gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty quid out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The socialist was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, He decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the dole office. He then reached into the conservative's pocket and gave him fifty quid.

[Numptycorner]

Who said?

“Homeless people are those you step over on the way to the opera.”

[expat]

The conservative gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty quid out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

Have you ever done that?

[Pondlife]

The conservative gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty quid out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

Yeah right - Told him to get a haircut, a wash and a job and that if he even so much as breathed on his bentley he'd have him arrested.

[Paddy]

I’ll have to go along with the communist mixed economy model like China. Get the bugger removed from the street and force him to work.