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    Pussy Licking

    Sitting here looking at my cat.

    He has been asleep for a few hours on Mrs EO 'star trek' swivel chair

    now he wakes up and starts to clean himself. top to toe, including his nuts and bum.
    No one told him to do it. No one is fussed if he doesnt, he just does it.

    you take a monkey, (or my grandkids). You have to beat the bastids with a broom handle to get them in the shower, or tidy their room up
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    now he wakes up and starts to clean himself. top to toe, including his nuts and bum.
    Don'y you wish you could do that? If you tie the paws together you might be able to do it without getting your eyes clawed out.

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      #3
      Try putting empty smarty tubes on his legs. Instant Robocat.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Don'y you wish you could do that? If you tie the paws together you might be able to do it without getting your eyes clawed out.


        boom tish
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Try putting empty smarty tubes on his legs. Instant Robocat.
          smarty pants ? smarty pants
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Damn, I thought this thread was about cunnilingus.

            I doth venture South on Mrs Stek occasionally, whether it's her Birthday or not...

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              #7
              Originally posted by stek View Post
              Damn, I thought this thread was about cunnilingus.

              I doth venture South on Mrs Stek occasionally, whether it's her Birthday or not...
              sorry stek

              My original tile was going to be

              'my cats cleaning himself'


              but I thought that might be a bit ambiguous
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Originally posted by stek View Post
                Damn, I thought this thread was about cunnilingus.

                I doth venture South on Mrs Stek occasionally, whether it's her Birthday or not...
                Really? Even though you know where shes been?
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  #9
                  If men could lick their own bits the missus would be out of a job.
                  'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

                    you take a monkey, (or my grandkids). You have to beat the bastids with a broom handle to get them in the shower, or tidy their room up
                    and a cat just makes you do it
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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