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Damon
10th January 2014, 11:35
Second hand Breitling watch anyone?

Three lapdancers, Cheltenham punter and the 'kidnapped' nightclub boss - Independent.ie (http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/three-lapdancers-cheltenham-punter-and-the-kidnapped-nightclub-boss-29904329.html)


Jurors were told the Breitling watch, worth £4,650, was found in Alexander Morris' anus following his arrest.

Troll
10th January 2014, 11:41
Gotta have pictures... and then the usual "would Mich"

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02785/strippers_2785857b.jpg

northernladuk
10th January 2014, 11:41
Can't help being slightly impressed with that. Breitling and not known for making small slippery watches.

I can't imagine what a guy can do to three lap dancers in a night to warrant a £42K bill. Pictures please of the event please.

northernladuk
10th January 2014, 11:42
Gotta have pictures... and then the usual "would Mich"



Lap dancers have faces? Blimey, learn something new everyday :D

Images of the girls on the dailywail website don't paint the same picture as the ones above though.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2319047/Lapdancers-accused-kidnapping-strip-club-boss-owed-42-000-venue-raided-Cheltenham-Festival.html

The DJ wasn't too bad on the eye though.

http://blogue.enmusique.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/sexy-DJ-Charlotte-Narni-22.jpg

DirtyDog
10th January 2014, 11:43
Fool - that's what a corporate credit card is for.

Strip Club Sues Oracle for Dodging $33,000 Tab | Wired Enterprise | Wired.com (http://www.wired.com/wiredenterprise/2013/09/newcentury/)

MyUserName
10th January 2014, 11:55
If they are found guilty does he automatically get his money back or is that a separate case (serious question)?

I am reminded of a school friend's father about 30 years ago. He came back to one of his properties to find a bunch squatters there. He told them to leave and they looked at this short middle aged businessman and laughed in his face.

He left and went to a local nightclub and the asked the bouncers if they fancied a private job (this was before bouncers were licenced and having a criminal record seemed to improve job prospects) . The next day a bunch of 18 stone bouncers went to the house and 'explained the situation' to the squatters, suddenly a short middle aged businessman seemed the wrong person to mess with.

suityou01
10th January 2014, 12:17
Jurors were told the Breitling watch, worth £4,650, was found in Alexander Morris' anus following his arrest.


http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/pulpfictionce_02.jpg

northernladuk
10th January 2014, 12:36
http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/pulpfictionce_02.jpg

I was hoping it was something more along the lines of...

http://www.watchesbyjames.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Breitling-Motors-Tourbillon.jpg

BrilloPad
10th January 2014, 13:10
Gotta have pictures... and then the usual "would Mich"

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02785/strippers_2785857b.jpg

Isn't the one in the top right mudskipper?

original PM
10th January 2014, 13:36
Isn't the one in the top right mudskipper?

Is it???

if so I am on the next cuk do!

moggy
10th January 2014, 15:09
Is it???

if so I am on the next cuk do!

Me too..!!

Although if they are just lap-dancers I would only part with cash for the first one..

MicrosoftBob
10th January 2014, 15:11
Me too..!!

Although if they are just lap-dancers I would only part with cash for the first one..

The one that looks like a lady boy ???

moggy
10th January 2014, 15:12
The one that looks like a lady boy ???

Think you have spent too much time in Thailand.

I'll have a second "dance" just to be sure...

Zero Liability
10th January 2014, 22:25
The title reminded me of this (http://youtu.be/2NLZqzWc3js).

Peoplesoft bloke
10th January 2014, 22:39
Mr Woodman was allegedly travelling in Devaney's BMW One Series convertible, sat between the Morris brothers, with Devaney driving and Pye in the passenger seat.

Those two geezers don't look exactly small the "victim" must be tiny.

DirtyDog
31st January 2014, 18:48
Not guilty (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-25979385)