MrsBP off on holiday with baby bp. What should I be doing while she is away?
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While the cat is away the mice should play.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMrsBP off on holiday with baby bp. What should I be doing while she is away?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras. -
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMrsBP off on holiday with baby bp. What should I be doing while she is away?Comment
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Originally posted by kal View PostHow by all that's holy did you wangle that!Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHaving a nervous breakdown.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMrsBP off on holiday with baby bp. What should I be doing while she is away?
It's also worth noting that in these circumstances, always make sure the house is no messier on her return than it was when she left. And that you've not left your wanking sock on the sofa by accident.Comment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostFind a small job that will please her so when she's back you can claim it was harder then it should have been for some reason or another and took most of the weekend. Then spend the rest of the time as suity advises, or in some other epicurean pursuit of your choice.
It's also worth noting that in these circumstances, always make sure the house is no messier on her return than it was when she left. And that you've not left your wanking sock on the sofa by accident.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Get a DJ to bus a load of dancers up from London IMO. There appear to be a few that are out of pocket at the moment and could do with the cash to tide them over.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostA well informed and erudite response from Mr BarryDidIt. I would also suggest leaving ample time to get the curtains dry cleaned.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMrsBP off on holiday with baby bp. What should I be doing while she is away?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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