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This 'ere Cloud thingy

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    This 'ere Cloud thingy

    Boning up like crazy here, I've got to be an expert by Thursday

    #2
    Is there anything to really know?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Platypus View Post
      Boning up like crazy here, I've got to be an expert by Thursday
      Make sure you tell everyone it's a 'paradigm shift'.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Make sure you tell everyone it's a 'paradigm shift'.
        +1. Don't, under any circumstances, point out that client-server architecture has been around since long before most of the ClientCo team was born. Nor should you mention the additional latency introduced by putting the server in a server farm half the world away, rather than in the basement.

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          #5
          Also, casually mention the various different types of X as a service and make it sound like it is complicated.
          "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

          https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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            #6
            And send a bloody big invoice for all this tulipe.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              One more thing; tell them it supports BYOD!
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                +1. Don't, under any circumstances, point out that client-server architecture has been around since long before most of the ClientCo team was born. Nor should you mention the additional latency introduced by putting the server in a server farm half the world away, rather than in the basement.
                Thank god you said that - I am having such a struggle to try to explain to people that 'The Cloud' is not using anything new but merely a rebranding of quite old technologies which have been made more workable with the advent of increased network speeds and availability of more wireless connectivity.

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                  #9
                  And the NSA, GCHQ shall have super admin user rights.
                  "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    One more thing; tell them it supports BSOD!
                    FTFY

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