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    Question for the female forum members.

    Now I am living on my own, my wife taught me about something called a "washing machine" - is that the right term? It cleans my clothes - god knows why she always made such a fuss about it.

    Anyway, my shirts seemed to be crumpled when I put them on. Mrs BP is away at the moment so I can't ask her. Could one of you let me into the trade secret of the way that women uncrumple clothes? Or will I have to become gay if you tell me?

    Thanks.

    #2
    Hmm, something doesn't sound right here. I just put my clothes in this hamper system at the top of the stairs, and after a while they appear back in my wardrobe. Have you checked for a hamper?

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      #3
      Are the cloths you are wearing wet as well as crumpled?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Are the cloths you are wearing wet as well as crumpled?
        No that's the dishwasher
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          #5
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Are the cloths you are wearing wet as well as crumpled?
          Only when I forget to wear my bib.

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Could one of you let me into the trade secret of the way that women uncrumple clothes? Or will I have to become gay if you tell me?

            Thanks.
            So if I tell you about it you become an Iron? Urban Dictionary: iron
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              f@cked if i know,

              cleaner does all mine

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Only when I forget to wear my bib.
                Well then you are simply using the wrong program on the washing machine. You selected "wash and dry", you should have selected "wash and dry and iron". There may be a special "Iron" button you need to press, or you might need to inspect the dial for this symbol:

                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Anyway, my shirts seemed to be crumpled when I put them on. Mrs BP is away at the moment so I can't ask her. Could one of you let me into the trade secret of the way that women uncrumple clothes? Or will I have to become gay if you tell me?

                  Thanks.
                  Don't stuff the machine too full, set the switch for a full drying cycle at the end, then when it beeps empty it promptly and hang the shirts up immediately.

                  Alternatively, set it to finish before the complete drying cycle, so the clothes are slightly damp at the end, then hunt around for a heavy metal thing with a flat bottom and pointy end and an electric cable coming out of it ..
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                    #10
                    A George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine can also be used as an easy alternative to an iron.

                    If you're a fat IT nerd, you don't even need to bother cleaning it first as the shirt is bound to end up covered in grease anyway.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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