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OK who was it? Obese Virgin bonked her brains out

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    OK who was it? Obese Virgin bonked her brains out

    Gregg Casarona: Obese virgin hospitalises girlfriend on first time | Metro News

    ‘I thought I’d killed her’: Obese virgin hospitalised his girlfriend when they had sex for the first time
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    That picture looks very much like MF.

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      That picture looks very much like MF.
      Possibly so..... although not nearly as fat or ugly as I thought!

      Plus but the "lady" with him doesn't look like "only 8 stone"

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        #4
        SY02 has plenty of ballast.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Oh FFS! What are they selling? (don't want to think about it, actually)
          PS FAO Metro/National Enquirer - he's no longer a virgin.
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            #6
            Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
            Plus but the "lady" with him doesn't look like "only 8 stone"
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            SY02 has plenty of ballast.
            I hope you are not suggesting she is moonlighting!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              SY02 has plenty of ballast.
              Have you told her that?

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Have you told her that?
                We do love our banter
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Sounds like Greggs are missing out on a sponsorship opportunity there.
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #10
                    It's nice they stopped to take a photo.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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