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    IKEA

    What the fook is it all about, so today decided to go.

    Queue to get in
    Queue to park
    Queue to look at things
    Queue to get food
    Queue for checkout.

    There stuff is tulipe. Next it will be the queue to the tip.

    Does anyone buy this tulipe?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    What the fook is it all about, so today decided to go.

    Queue to get in
    Queue to park
    Queue to look at things
    Queue to get food
    Queue for checkout.

    There stuff is tulipe. Next it will be the queue to the tip.

    Does anyone buy this tulipe?
    You leave for the states in 4 weeks. What do you need from Ikea?

    And you've admitted the schoolboy error of going during the weekend. Either send your wife during the week or go on your way home from work. I can do Ikea (in, out, car reloaded in 15 minutes).
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #3
      Originally posted by eek View Post
      You leave for the states in 4 weeks. What do you need from Ikea?

      And you've admitted the schoolboy error of going during the weekend. Either send your wife during the week or go on your way home from work. I can do Ikea (in, out, car reloaded in 15 minutes).
      Need some stuff for the new built house.
      These plot holes you keep 'spotting'. Admit it, Janet and John is hardwork for you.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        What the fook is it all about, so today decided to go.

        Queue to get in
        Queue to park
        Queue to look at things
        Queue to get food
        Queue for checkout.

        There stuff is tulipe. Next it will be the queue to the tip.

        Does anyone buy this tulipe?
        And you wish people queued like that to buy your sledges...

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Need some stuff for the new built house.
          These plot holes you keep 'spotting'. Admit it, Janet and John is hardwork for you.
          Well you answered the first question and ikea furniture for a fully furnished let makes sense.

          But on a sunday, can't you delegate anything to the Mrs?
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #6
            It's all fiction.

            This shot from his webcam shows him in his bedsit.

            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by eek View Post
              Well you answered the first question and ikea furniture for a fully furnished let makes sense.

              But on a sunday, can't you delegate anything to the Mrs?
              Delegate to the missus.You must be fooking joking.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                I think the only question in regards to ikea is WHY??????
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  #9
                  A pity really you didn't buy something. You would have spent 3 days putting it together. We could do with a break from you.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                    I think the only question in regards to ikea is WHY??????
                    It's the only place with sofas in stock!!!

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