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    eek has more data than eek

    I'm sure I've complained about this before but the above is impossible unless plan b or c have a catastrophic database failure.
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

    #2
    Damn it, now I shall be wondering what you are talking about all evening. It sounds strangely mysterious and philosophical.
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      #3
      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      Damn it, now I shall be wondering what you are talking about all evening. It sounds strangely mysterious and philosophical.
      Perspective check needed. It's eek.

      HTH
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Perspective check needed. It's eek.

        HTH
        so you explain how eek's data (now)> eek's data (now+1 millisecond) when over time the dataset gets bigger...
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #5
          Originally posted by eek View Post
          so you explain how eek's data (now)> eek's data (now+1 millisecond) when over time the dataset gets bigger...
          Are you still using Excel 2000 or have you upgraded it yet?
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Are you still using Excel 2000 or have you upgraded it yet?
            Mongodb 18 shards, 5tb data (consolidated after processing), 576gb memory. Typical query speed 8ms
            Last edited by eek; 20 January 2014, 19:34. Reason: response speed was wrong
            merely at clientco for the entertainment

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              #7
              Originally posted by eek View Post
              so you explain how eek's data (now)> eek's data (now+1 millisecond) when over time the dataset gets bigger...
              I read it that you have x amount of eek, and you have > x amount of data. So perfectly possible.

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                #8
                Originally posted by eek View Post
                so you explain how eek's data (now)> eek's data (now+1 millisecond) when over time the dataset gets bigger...
                Maybe it's due to exchange rate spreads....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by greenlake View Post
                  Maybe it's due to exchange rate spreads....

                  Notice: As of 15 January 2011, the Estonian kroon is no longer legal tender.
                  merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                    #10
                    Because if name 'Eekiness' is replaced by name 'eek'

                    its smaller , innit
                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
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