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No tulip Sherlock...........

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    No tulip Sherlock...........

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4790313.stm

    #2
    Just tell her you've remortgaged the house to the max and cashed in you life insurance policy... vouila slap and tickle is back on the menu.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #3
      voilà
      We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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        #4
        Originally posted by gingerjedi
        Just tell her you've remortgaged the house to the max and cashed in you life insurance policy... vouila slap and tickle is back on the menu.
        Not unless it's a joint mortgage. My declarations for paying off our mortgage early were met with further proof of no sex after marriage, a reminder of the divorce laws and a quick checkup call to the local solicitors...
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #5
          Originally posted by hyperD
          Not unless it's a joint mortgage. My declarations for paying off our mortgage early were met with further proof of no sex after marriage, a reminder of the divorce laws and a quick checkup call to the local solicitors...
          Why/How, are you getting sex from your local solicitor?

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            #6
            Ah I see

            Originally posted by Phoenix
            Why/How, are you getting sex from your local solicitor?
            You read solicitors as 'people engaged in the process of the law', rather than those who solicit.
            Why not?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
              You read solicitors as 'people engaged in the process of the law', rather than those who solicit.
              AN easy mistake to make

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                #8
                With both you get the feeliing of being screwed and paying for the privelige

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                  #9
                  Lets suppose marriage was officially done in France and prenup agreement was signed there too, now it would definately be legal in France however, what if couple moves to live in the UK after that - would divorce be handled under local residence laws?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by AtW
                    Would divorce be handled under local residence laws?
                    Generally it depends on the regimes. Obviously the divorce itself will be handled in the local country. That may look at the entire set of assets or just those locally. The same would often apply in countrys where assets are located.

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