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    Riddle me this

    I am at "work" and very, very bored.

    So SY02 has started skyping me riddles to try and keep my remaining brain function.

    Quite fun actually, so I thought I'd share. I should imagine she got them from google, so please, no cheating.

    #1 A man shaves several times a day, and yet still has a beard. Who am I?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I am at "work" and very, very bored.

    So SY02 has started skyping me riddles to try and keep my remaining brain function.

    Quite fun actually, so I thought I'd share. I should imagine she got them from google, so please, no cheating.

    #1 A man shaves several times a day, and yet still has a beard. Who am I?
    A barber

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      #3
      Originally posted by stek View Post
      A barber
      WHS. But do barbers still do shaves?

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        I am at "work" and very, very bored.

        So SY02 has started skyping me riddles to try and keep my remaining brain function.

        Quite fun actually, so I thought I'd share. I should imagine she got them from google, so please, no cheating.

        #1 A man shaves several times a day, and yet still has a beard. Who am I?
        A porn start that manscapes?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          OK ok, good so far.

          Little bit harder now.

          #2 I am easy to get into, but difficult to get out of. What am I?
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            OK ok, good so far.

            Little bit harder now.

            #2 I am easy to get into, but difficult to get out of. What am I?
            CUK Addiction.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              OK ok, good so far.

              Little bit harder now.

              #2 I am easy to get into, but difficult to get out of. What am I?
              SY02

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                OK ok, good so far.

                Little bit harder now.

                #2 I am easy to get into, but difficult to get out of. What am I?
                A Hole.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by stek View Post
                  SY02
                  Actually that was my second guess. But wrong.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    OK ok, good so far.

                    Little bit harder now.

                    #2 I am easy to get into, but difficult to get out of. What am I?
                    Prison

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