CUK in Hell

[AtW]

On my way from supermarket I had a thought that should Chico (or any other similar brain washing religion) be right, then pretty much everyone from this board will be send directly to hell.

Now what really bothers me is this - how would we know what happened with house prices and what pass rates are for the A-levels? Maybe Chico will be telling it all to us while on a short excursion to visit sinners of the 9th circle?

[sasguru]

That's an interesting thought. I wonder if they have forums in heaven. I thought they were all too busy playing harps, floating on clouds , and being nice to each other. Hell has always seemed more fun to me. I imagine it being populated with fallen women who are easy to shag, 24 hour parties with all manner of orgies and excess and all the booze you can drink. Apparently the Devil has signed a contract with Tesco to deliver all the remaining stock at the end of time.

[mcquiggd]

'god', on the dubious premise that it exists, is too busy killing people and starving children around the planet to bother with us.

[Diestl]

Does this Chico person still visit the forums?

[CaribbeanPirate]

Hell – I’ve been there.



It’s alright for tourists and all that. There is a post office there, but there are only so many postcards you can send saying ‘wish you were here’ and have them postmarked Hell. Sad git that I am, yes I have sent a few, but I was too cheap to spend 25cents to send one to Blair or Brown.

[Dundeegeorge]

Oh b*gger

You mean this isn't hell?
I was hoping for time off for good behaviour (stop sniggering at the back).

[wendigo100]

[Bagpuss]

Have you ever thought this might be hell. People believing in an all powerfull God, which does nothing to stop attrocities. People getting old, having to sit by watching the youngsters have all the fun while they get cancer or some other horrid disease.

[wendigo100]

Have you ever thought this might be hell.

Yes.

You could add that socialists are the devil's little helpers.

[AtW]

No, this planet is definately not hell - if you read Dante or old descriptions of Hell that predate Chico's brainwashing cult, and by that I mean Greek mythology you will see that all punishments in hell are very primitive and repeatitative. My guess is that men of the old were just too primitive to think up better, of course cometh Chico's Inquisition and they invented much better methods of torture that would have fit quiet nicely.