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    Birthday poo

    It felt like giving birth at least.


    Hi girls.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

    #2
    I'd treat that comment with contempt if it were uttered by a 10 year old schoolboy but... a grown man... seriously...

    Also way, way TMI.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Gittins Gal View Post
      I'd treat that comment with contempt if it were uttered by a 10 year old schoolboy but... a grown man... seriously...

      Also way, way TMI.
      Stop being all prim and proper woman!

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        #4
        erm...Happy Birthday?
        Join IPSE

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          #5
          Originally posted by Gittins Gal View Post
          I'd treat that comment with contempt if it were uttered by a 10 year old schoolboy but... a grown man... seriously...

          Also way, way TMI.
          You're just jealous of my superior BMs.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Had a sniff of the whisky young lad? Hope you washed your hands

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              #7
              Originally posted by Gittins Gal View Post
              I'd treat that comment with contempt if it were uttered by a 10 year old schoolboy but... a grown man... seriously...

              Also way, way TMI.

              How do you know he is grown up.
              Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                #8
                Let's assume it is your birthday. I don't want to consider the alternative.

                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #9
                  Indeed merry birthday.

                  And as its your birthday i wont pull you up on just how painful childbirth is.

                  I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                  Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                    Indeed merry birthday.

                    And as its your birthday i wont pull you up on just how painful childbirth is.

                    Well it does hurt a lot. But a big dump can be painful too.

                    Edit: Happy birthday doogie!

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