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    Ninety flatulent cows start fire at dairy farm in Germany - Europe - World - The Independent


    Have we done this yet?
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    Farmageddon then

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      #3
      Originally posted by Gittins Gal View Post
      Farmageddon then
      That's udderly awful; get your coat!
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Static electricity my arse, someone tried to light a fart.
        On a related note, do fat cows fart more than normal sized ones? Scotland may be developing their own weapons of mass destruction. Fat Cows Must Go On Diet, Farmers Warned
        England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
          Static electricity my arse, someone tried to light a fart.
          On a related note, do fat cows fart more than normal sized ones? Scotland may be developing their own weapons of mass destruction. Fat Cows Must Go On Diet, Farmers Warned
          They need to get out more; it's well known that a shortage of moooovement combined with lots of food leads to obesity.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            They need to get out more; it's well known that a shortage of moooovement combined with lots of food leads to obesity.
            It cud be worse
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

            Norrahe's blog

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              #7
              I'm going to ruminate over this for a while.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                I pretty much creamed myself when I saw this thread.
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
                  do fat cows fart more than normal sized ones? [/url]
                  Human or bovine ones?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                    I pretty much creamed myself when I saw this thread.
                    So they gave you the horn?
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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