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    Auditors

    What a pathetic bunch auditors are. I have yet to meet one that has ever delivered any meaningful value.

    Grrrrrr.........

    #2
    Originally posted by GB9 View Post
    What a pathetic bunch auditors are. I have yet to meet one that has ever delivered any meaningful value.

    Grrrrrr.........
    Oh I have; a CMMI auditor recently took up 8 hours of my time and this added considerable value; I was able to bill a whole day for sitting around talking tulipe.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Are auditors supposed to add value, or merely confirm that things are as they are reported to be?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        A good auditor can keep you in work for a lot longer than originally planned

        The threat of an audit can do the same - "if audit ever came in, we'd be in trouble - it'll only take an extra three months for me to fix it..."
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.

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          #5
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Are auditors supposed to add value, or merely confirm that things are as they are reported to be?
          Auditors are required to express an opinion as to whether the accounts are a true and fair reflection of a company's position at the reporting date.

          They add value to a number of stakeholders if the job is done properly, as it gives assurance that the accounts are correct providing the opinion given is a positive one.

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Are auditors supposed to add value, or merely confirm that things are as they are reported to be?
            Externals auditors are only the latter, internal auditors can be both but often still just the latter
            Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

            No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Martin at NixonWilliams View Post
              Auditors are required to express an opinion as to whether the accounts are a true and fair reflection of a company's position at the reporting date.

              They add value to a number of stakeholders if the job is done properly, as it gives assurance that the accounts are correct providing the opinion given is a positive one.
              That may be the case, but a junior level witch with no concept of the subject matter stating that she can add value and point out what has been missed from my technical architecture adds value = zero.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
                Externals auditors are only the latter, internal auditors can be both but often still just the latter
                External Auditors do both, too. They review internal control and provide assurance to the business (CYA principle applies).

                I have worn all three hats, External/Internal & IT.
                I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Are auditors supposed to add value, or merely confirm that things are as they are reported to be?
                  They help to confirm value.

                  Which adds value in a way that true value is supposedly known.

                  HTH

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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