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[DaveB]

Paul Lovell: Jury told off for laughing in bestiality trial | Metro News

The trial of an IT worker accused of committing sex acts with a cow and sheep near Tottenham Hotspur’s training ground was briefly halted when a judge reprimanded jury members for laughing.

[Gittins Gal]

KUATB (My first one - at last!)

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...me-own-up.html

[Mich the Tester]

The trial of an IT worker accused of committing sex acts with a cow and sheep near Tottenham Hotspur’s training ground

Should have taken them up the Arsenal instead.

[kal]

Paul Lovell: Jury told off for laughing in bestiality trial | Metro News

And next to that story is one about some web designer bloke being taken to court for nicking food from an Iceland skip, outrageous!! I mean come on, stealing from Iceland FFS !!!, at the very least he should be rummaging round the bins of M&S or Waitrose

Iceland skip: Paul May, Jason Chan and William James charged under 200-year-old law with taking food from supermarket bins | Metro News

[Mich the Tester]

And next to that story is one about some web designer bloke being taken to court for nicking food from an Iceland skip, outrageous!! I mean come on, stealing from Iceland FFS !!!, at the very least he should be rummaging round the bins of M&S or Waitrose

Iceland skip: Paul May, Jason Chan and William James charged under 200-year-old law with taking food from supermarket bins | Metro News

Why is someone being prosecuted for taking food from a bin? OK, obviously, because there's a law against it, but come on, the stuff has been thrown away anyway.

Is this because garbage collection is now a business, perhaps paid for by the kilo and so theoretically this takes revenue from the garbage collector?

[DaveB]

And next to that story is one about some web designer bloke being taken to court for nicking food from an Iceland skip, outrageous!! I mean come on, stealing from Iceland FFS !!!, at the very least he should be rummaging round the bins of M&S or Waitrose

Iceland skip: Paul May, Jason Chan and William James charged under 200-year-old law with taking food from supermarket bins | Metro News

Nah, they are web designers. Think trendy, bearded, spectacle wearing hipsters doing the freecycle / freegan think cos "it's more ethical man". They probably think going through the bins at Iceland is "Ironic".

[Mich the Tester]

Nah, they are web designers. Think trendy, bearded, spectacle wearing hipsters doing the freecycle / freegan think cos "it's more ethical man". They probably think going through the bins at Iceland is "Ironic".

Even so I think it's silly to prosecute them for this.

[eek]

Why is someone being prosecuted for taking food from a bin? OK, obviously, because there's a law against it, but come on, the stuff has been thrown away anyway.

Is this because garbage collection is now a business, perhaps paid for by the kilo and so theoretically this takes revenue from the garbage collector?

The owner of iceland is trying to find out.... He claims to have not been aware of the prosecution prior to it hitting the papers but pointed out that the food would not be edible as otherwise it would have been disposed of elsewhere...

[DaveB]

It was moderately silly to hang someone for stealing a handkerchief, but they still did it.

Or for being a Monkey

[eek]

Or for being a Monkey

not quite. He was hung for being a french spy.

The fact that the monkey was neither french nor a spy and in fact was just a monkey highlights the effects of having a nuclear power station on your doorstep with chemical works nearby...