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First thing you'll do when your Google Glass arrives

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    First thing you'll do when your Google Glass arrives

    Wait for the sun to come out and head to the noddy beach

    #2
    Where taking pictures is the nearest you'll get to any actual women, because you'll be a skinny pale dweeb wearing a headset and combats.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      Originally posted by zoco View Post
      Wait for the sun to come out and head to the noddy beach
      To see Miss Harriet the Pink Cat?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.

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        #4
        Do Google glasses have mild x-ray powers then? enabling you to see through a lady's bikini / knickers but without revealing the skeleton below?

        Wow

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          #5
          Originally posted by DirtyDog View Post
          To see Miss Harriet the Pink Cat?
          Very good! I presumed that was some pet name you have for Mrs DD's flange.

          But I looked it up: I didn't know there was such a character in Toy Town!

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            #6
            Originally posted by zoco View Post
            Wait for the sun to come out and head to the noddy beach
            Or attach them to your shoe.
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #7
              Originally posted by zoco View Post
              Sit around in a public place with the rest of the Glassholes hoping someone will notice and ask what it is.
              FTFY
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                Glassholes
                I like it

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by administrator View Post
                  I like it
                  el Reg nomenclature, almost as good as Bulgarian Airbags.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Charge it up
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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