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May I suggest that 4 pieces of equipment are needed to solve the Chico problem:-
1) Time machine
2) Warm bath
3) Gin
4) Coat hanger
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I was thinking the aforementioned anal fisting...Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...Comment
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Sinner
Sinner rider, rides in with the storm
The devil rides beside him
The devil is his god, God help you mourn
Do you, do you hear it, do you hear the thunder
Deafen every living thing about
Can you, can you see it, can you
See the mountains darken yonder
Black sun rising, time is running out
Sacrifice to vice or die by the hand of the
Sinner!
Sinner!
Sinner!
Sinner!
His steed of fury,
Eyes of fire and mane ablaze
Demonic vultures stalking
Drawn by the smell of war and pain
He roams the starways
Searching for the carcasses of war
But if it's hungry then its very presence
Disrupts the calm into the storm
Curse and damn you all you'll fall by the hand of the
Sinner!
Sinner!
Sinner!
Sinner!
God of the Devils, God of the Devils
Won't you help them pray
God of the Devils, God of the Devils
Is there no other way
Can't you hear their souls calling out in their plight
Can't you see their blood is boiling setting them alight
Thirty years now sleeping, so sound
War raises its head, and looks slowly around
The Sinner is near, sensing the fear
And the beast will start movin' around
Can't you see their souls calling out in their brain
Can't you hear their blood is boiling setting them alight
Sinner!
Sinner!
Sinner!
Sinner!
Sinner!
Sacrifice to vice or die by the hand of the
Curse and damn you all you fall by the hand of the
Sinner!
JUdas Priest 1977We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our mindsComment
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crocodile dundee, no stop, i'm splitting my sides
oh my that was really funny, (wipes away tears of laughter, holds side in pain with so much laughter).
Yes I was talking to you.
ps, who are you? Sasguru, you're certainly as witty and congenial as him.
Xog in a contrary mood, I give up.
Oh sh*t, you're not me, are you. I do have these blackouts now and again (well every night actually for a number of hours, weird).Last edited by Dundeegeorge; 18 August 2006, 12:41.Why not?Comment
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