Lunch in the canteen

[Mich the Tester]

...was rice with lemon flavoured alleged chicken. Alleged chicken was actually pork, much to the chagrin of Cohen, our PLC man.

[MicrosoftBob]

Is the one and only Cohen the Barbarian ?, professional thief, brawler and ravisher of women ???

[Mich the Tester]

Is the one and only Cohen the Barbarian ?, professional thief, brawler and ravisher of women ???

No, he's a fat geek from Israel. Sorry to disappoint you.

[vetran]

...was rice with lemon flavoured alleged chicken. Alleged chicken was actually pork, much to the chagrin of Cohen, our PLC man.

oops that will be in the wail tomorrow.

[Gittins Gal]

Ah yes, sounds like Tesco's "This product contains chicken pieces from China and various EU countries" again.

[d000hg]

No it doesn't. A chicken by any other name is not a pig.

[Ticktock]

Ah yes, sounds like Tesco's "This product contains chicken pieces from China and various EU countries" again.

No it doesn't. That's a chicken meal containing chicken. This is a chicken mean with a completely different meat in it.

[d000hg]

oops that will be in the wail tomorrow.

Mich could earn a few quid reporting it?

[Ticktock]

Wouldn't the Wail response be an article along the lines of,

"Immigrants moan British meat isn't good enough for them"?

[Mich the Tester]

Wouldn't the Wail response be an article along the lines of,

"Immigrants moan British meat isn't good enough for them"?

Well, probably, but it's in Holland. 'De Telegraaf' would perhaps moan in a similar way to the Wail but they'd probably change the story to replace our man Cohen with 'Mohammed' and claim muslims are moaning that Dutch meat isn't good enough for them. De Telegraaf has a glorious history of choosing the wrong friends in the 1930s.