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    Having a giraffe

    OK so there is a story of a perfectly healthy giraffe in a zoo in Copenhagen that is due to be killed by his zookeepers due to the "risk" of his causing "inbreeding" due to a "surplus" of giraffes at the zoo.

    Danish zoo to kill 'surplus' young giraffe and feed him to the lions - Europe - World - The Independent

    Sign the petition to save poor Marius!

    http://www.thepetitionsite.com/528/6...-bolt-gun-now/

    I mean there are loads of people who could prevent this senseless loss of an animal's life. Someone should stick their neck out!




    Edit: They've already killed him. Bugger
    BBC News - 'Surplus' giraffe put down at Copenhagen Zoo

    #2
    Giraffe fritters anyone?

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      #3
      Having a giraffe? Are you a zoo owner, a gynacologist or a pron filmer?

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Having a giraffe? Are you a zoo owner, a gynacologist or a pron filmer?
        Two of the three. Owning a zoo helps with the animal pron

        But in this case it means "Having a Laugh (Rhyming Slang) "

        Urban Dictionary: having a giraffe

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          #5
          Didn't Alan from hangover3 have a guiraffe? That went well as I remember...

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            #6
            Ahh, never mind. I'm sure the lions will find it quite tasty.
            Free advice and opinions - refunds are available if you are not 100% satisfied.

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              #7
              Bonus! Just got an email to say my Giraffe steaks are now being shipped to me from Denmark
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                #8
                Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
                Giraffe fritters anyone?
                Originally posted by Wanderer View Post
                Ahh, never mind. I'm sure the lions will find it quite tasty.
                Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                Bonus! Just got an email to say my Giraffe steaks are now being shipped to me from Denmark
                Cruel Bastards

                But on the other hand there is a nice smell of roast lamb wafting up from downstairs this sunday lunchtime

                lol

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                  #9
                  I like giraffes.

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                    #10
                    It is an ex-giraffe

                    BBC News - 'Surplus' giraffe put down at Copenhagen Zoo

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