You can have the ******** place, Britain tells Romania

[scooterscot]

You can have the ******* place, Britain tells Romania

BRITAIN has offered to swap countries with Romania.

The sodden northern European hellhole has said that all the Romanians can come and live here if we can go and live there.

A Downing Street spokesman said David Cameron has written to the government in Bucharest, saying: “You want it? Have it. Have every tulipty ******* square inch of it.

“It’s yours. Enjoy.”

The spokesman added: “I’m rather looking forward to being Romanian. The Black Sea has some beautiful resorts, but you can also go up into the mountains and pretend to be Dracula.”

[vetran]

you sure that wasn't Scotland?

The inhabitants like claiming benefits as well!

[DodgyAgent]

You can have the ******** place, Britain tells Romania

Romania is indeed a beautiful county. I think this has the makings of a good idea.

[scooterscot]

you sure that wasn't Scotland?

The inhabitants like claiming benefits as well!

Couldn't be, you can still see the ground in Scotland without a periscope.

[vetran]

Couldn't be, you can still see the ground in Scotland without a periscope.

we are english - used to a spot of rain.

Nice and dry here, but everywhere they built on flood plains etc seems a bit damp. On the route Saturday cycled through a few 1 foot puddles.