You can have the ******* place, Britain tells Romania
BRITAIN has offered to swap countries with Romania.
The sodden northern European hellhole has said that all the Romanians can come and live here if we can go and live there.
A Downing Street spokesman said David Cameron has written to the government in Bucharest, saying: “You want it? Have it. Have every tulipty ******* square inch of it.
“It’s yours. Enjoy.”
The spokesman added: “I’m rather looking forward to being Romanian. The Black Sea has some beautiful resorts, but you can also go up into the mountains and pretend to be Dracula.”
The sodden northern European hellhole has said that all the Romanians can come and live here if we can go and live there.
A Downing Street spokesman said David Cameron has written to the government in Bucharest, saying: “You want it? Have it. Have every tulipty ******* square inch of it.
“It’s yours. Enjoy.”
The spokesman added: “I’m rather looking forward to being Romanian. The Black Sea has some beautiful resorts, but you can also go up into the mountains and pretend to be Dracula.”
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