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Bacchus
11th February 2014, 17:56
BBC News - 15ft-deep hole appears on M2 in Kent (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-26143100)

Police are looking into it!

mudskipper
11th February 2014, 18:06
I thought this thread was about Chatham.

northernladuk
11th February 2014, 18:21
There is a hole inside the M60 as well, a shithole and it's called Manchester. :tongue

scooterscot
11th February 2014, 18:37
BBC News - 15ft-deep hole appears on M2 in Kent (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-26143100)

Police are looking into it!

Theft at Bedworld, 1000 mattresses stolen.

Police are springing into action.

Bacchus
11th February 2014, 18:41
Theft at Bedworld, 1000 mattresses stolen.

Police are springing into action.

massive theft of eggs from chicken farm - police scrambled...

Sysman
11th February 2014, 18:56
massive theft of eggs from chicken farm - police scrambled...

What did the policemen say when he saw three holes in the ground?

Well, well well.

(courtesy of Methuselah)

TestMangler
11th February 2014, 19:15
A tanker of red paint collided with a tanker full of purple paint on the M62, leaving the driver marooned.

stek
11th February 2014, 19:32
I got arrested for taking this photo...

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/12/mynanyqu.jpg

Police say it's assault and battery....

TestMangler
11th February 2014, 19:37
Two men were arrested earlier. One for drinking battery acid and one for eating fireworks.

Police charged one and let the other off.

Bacchus
11th February 2014, 19:48
A lorry load of viagra was stolen earlier today; police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals

northernladuk
11th February 2014, 20:18
Police issued a warning that a dangerous midget clairvoyant has escaped from prison saying that there is a small medium at large.

BrilloPad
11th February 2014, 20:28
The toilets were today stolen from the police station.

police say they have nothing to go on.

VectraMan
11th February 2014, 20:45
A lorry carrying a load of tear gas overturned on the M4. Police are advising motorists to use the hard shoulder to cry on.

KentPhilip
11th February 2014, 21:53
BBC News - 15ft-deep hole appears on M2 in Kent (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-26143100)



Being Kent, I'm surprised there wasn't a group of illegal immigrants living in it.

Hang on, I'm Kent.
Or am I Philip?

Mich the Tester
11th February 2014, 22:13
BBC News - 15ft-deep hole appears on M2 in Kent (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-26143100)

Police are looking into it!

Seeing as it's in Kent, they'll be looking into it cross-eyed and thinking it's a mountain.

NorthWestPerm2Contr
12th February 2014, 09:47
There is a hole inside the M60 as well, a tuliphole and it's called Manchester. :tongue

Maybe the part of it that you live in.....

eek
12th February 2014, 09:51
Maybe the part of it that you live in.....

NLUK doesn't live in Manchester......... The north is a big place...

NorthWestPerm2Contr
12th February 2014, 09:54
NLUK doesn't live in Manchester......... The north is a big place...

Either way.... Manchester is not a shithole.

eek
12th February 2014, 09:55
Either way.... Manchester is not a tuliphole.

If you say so mate....

TestMangler
12th February 2014, 09:57
A Czekoslovakian midget is on the run from police. He is believed to be hiding in the Manchester area. Police have told the public to beware of anyone asking them to cache a small czech.

barrydidit
12th February 2014, 11:05
Either way.... Manchester is not a tuliphole.

Yes it is. Only last week I was walking to the station when I was set upon by a troupe of mime artists.

They performed unspeakable acts on me.

NorthWestPerm2Contr
12th February 2014, 11:49
Yes it is. Only last week I was walking to the station when I was set upon by a troupe of mime artists.

They performed unspeakable acts on me.

So long as they didn't tulip on you and you didn't remain silent about it.

hyperD
12th February 2014, 12:18
Either way.... Manchester is not a tuliphole.

I visited the offices of the Manchester RSPCA last week. It's tiny, you couldn't swing a cat in there.

NorthWestPerm2Contr
12th February 2014, 12:22
I visited the offices of the Manchester RSPCA last week. It's tiny, you couldn't swing a cat in there.

try visiting London's, I bet you won't be able to swing a mouse in there :tongue

original PM
12th February 2014, 12:45
If you say so mate....

Manchester is probably once of the best cities in the North - huge diversity of things to do , shops, restaurants, theatres, concert venues etc within about 3 square miles around the city centre.

Yes if you got to Moss side on Saturday night at 2am and are white you may have a bad time

NorthWestPerm2Contr
12th February 2014, 13:19
Manchester is probably once of the best cities in the North - huge diversity of things to do , shops, restaurants, theatres, concert venues etc within about 3 square miles around the city centre.

Yes if you got to Moss side on Saturday morning at 2am and are white you may have a bad time

FTFY

Ticktock
12th February 2014, 13:25
Yes if you got to Moss side on Saturday at 2am and are white you may have a bad time


FTFY

FTFY FTFY.

Is there a 2am other than in the morning?

northernladuk
12th February 2014, 13:27
Either way.... Manchester is not a tuliphole.

TBH I couldn't think of a city with a single ring road to make the joke work except London and I would have gotten more of these comments if I had said London. I did want to pick Birmingham but a hole appeared in the M42, M40, M6, M5 didn't really work.

eek
12th February 2014, 13:27
Manchester is probably once of the best cities in the North - huge diversity of things to do , shops, restaurants, theatres, concert venues etc within about 3 square miles around the city centre.

Yes if you got to Moss side on Saturday night at 2am and are white you may have a bad time

Tis Manchester. Coming from Newcastle, they speak funny, can't do a decent night out and have too much rain...

northernladuk
12th February 2014, 13:30
NLUK doesn't live in Manchester......... The north is a big place...

Funny thing is nor does NWP2C.....

NorthWestPerm2Contr
12th February 2014, 13:57
Funny thing is nor does NWP2C.....

Technically no..... I'm still pretty much a Mancunian though as being just outside the M60 is not all that different to being just outside it. Though according to NLUK I am not inside the shithole so maybe it does

eek
12th February 2014, 15:03
Tis Manchester. Coming from Newcastle, they speak funny, can't do a decent night out and have too much rain...

So its been 90 minutes and no one disagrees that in Manchester - they speak funny, can't do a decent night out and have too much rain...

So clearly Manchester is a tulip hole because - they speak funny, can't do a decent night out and have too much rain...

NorthWestPerm2Contr
12th February 2014, 15:12
So its been 90 minutes and no one disagrees that in Manchester - they speak funny, can't do a decent night out and have too much rain...

So clearly Manchester is a tulip hole because - they speak funny, can't do a decent night out and have too much rain...

- speaking funny - really?
- can't do a decent night out - keeps the piss heads off the street i.e. less shit on the streets
- too much rain keeps the city clean - washes the shit away

I'd say it's quite far from being a shithole.