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    50 signs you are serious

    OK list of signs that the Wail believes show you are in a real relationship.

    most of them make sense but some just feel like 'control', so the task for today is to reveal the moment you knew it was serious & why.

    The top 50 signs it's serious
    1. Meeting the parents

    2. Exchanging house keys

    3. Planning a holiday together

    4. Discussing plans for the future

    5. Being invited to family gatherings

    6. Saying 'I love you'

    7. Staying overnight at each other's houses

    8. Signing Christmas / Birthday cards together

    9. Seeing each other at least every other night

    10. Leaving a toothbrush at each other's house

    11. You tell each other absolutely everything

    12. Letting them take care of you when sick

    13. Being introduced to wider friendships circles

    14. Discussing how many children you might want in the future

    15. Buying a dog or cat together

    16. Driving each other's cars

    17. Inviting them to a wedding as a date

    18. Divulging salary details

    19. Letting them know your pin number

    20. Discussing holidays

    21. Having a drawer at each other's house

    22. When you HYPOTHETICALLY talk about IF you lived together

    23. Inviting people round as a couple

    24. Having clothes and other belongings at each other's houses

    25. First name terms with their mum and dad

    26. Talking about intimate health issues

    27. Farting in front of each other

    28. Inviting them out with your friends / family

    29. Receiving cards or gifts addressed to both of you

    30. When you know what each other's plans are for every single day

    31. Showering together

    32. Changing Facebook status to 'in a relationship'

    33. You know each other's passwords

    34. Wearing pyjamas when you get home from work

    35. You share secrets about friends with each other

    36. Always being the 'plus one' on invites

    37. Getting food in your big shop just for them

    38. You start watching TV shows they like

    39. Phoning each other at work

    40. Stop putting make up on to look gloriously fresh before they wake up

    41. When they start asking for your opinion on stuff

    42. Going out with friends or family without the partner being there

    43. Signing off 'love' in a card

    44. You start listening to music they like

    45. You stop seeing people you know they don't like

    46. Putting a photo of the two of you on Facebook

    47. Sending good morning / goodnight texts

    48. Having a pet name for each other

    49. Telling each other how many sexual partners you've had

    50. When all their friends add you on Facebook
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    40/50 and because I broke up with my ex girlfriend and moved countries said it could well be serious
    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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      #3
      I think living with the same person for > 25 years is a fair indication that I'm in a 'serious' relationship
      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

      Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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        #4
        I knew she was a keeper when she told a funnier joke than me
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          I knew she was a keeper when she told a funnier joke than me
          what was the joke ?
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            what was the joke ?
            well, I had my car broken into, they nicked a quid and my ipod with all my Morissey and Smiths stuff on it. The police took a statement and fingerprints etc, but nothing came of it

            Six months later, broken rear window, glass everywhere. The bastids had done me again.

            The missus looks at the damage and says 'looks like they brought your ipod back'



            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pogle View Post
              I think living with the same person for > 25 years is a fair indication that I'm in a 'serious' relationship
              It's about the moment.

              Now with one girl it was when we laid in a field (dressed and weeks before nookie took place) and stared at the sky enjoying the beauty, we just smiled at each other. I dated her for a few years.
              Last edited by vetran; 12 February 2014, 11:51. Reason: stared
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                I knew she was a keeper when she told a dirtier joke than me
                ftfy

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  I dated her for a few years.
                  Isn't that the opposite of serious?

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                    #10
                    Coming next "12 ways to tell you might be hungry" and "10 signs your pet is dead"
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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