What are you buying your partner for valentines day?
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What are you buying your partner for valentines day?
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A box of chocolates.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
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Had a nice child free weekend in London planned however that's looking very shaky in this weatherComment
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Originally posted by bobspud View PostHad a nice child free weekend in London planned however that's looking very shaky in this weatherAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've bought Mrs Mangler a pair of slippers and a dildo.
If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go f**k herself.....When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postgo on a river cruise?England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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Gold MAX 'Female Viagra'
Chloe Cross: "I took two capsules before dinner, and without warning my body suddenly screamed YES, and the River Nile was unleashed in my panties. Thanks to GM I had sex for the first time in two months. YAY! My prey described me as being “wetter than an otter's pocket”, which I’m fully taking as a compliment."
Chloe Cross: "I Took Female Viagra for a Week"
Pink Venus Shot – (£4, Ann Summers): Chloe's rating 2/10
Viafem – (£13.89, Holland & Barrett): Chloe's rating 6/10
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Bai He Di Huang – (£10, Natural Wellness London): Chloe's rating 3/10
Spanish Fly – (£10, Jonas Bros): Chloe's rating 2/10
Magnum Tonic Wine (£2.99, every off-license ever): Chloe's rating 3/10Comment
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