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    Moved:Valentines poems

    Can anyone help me with this, I cant think of anything that rhymes


    I love you, I love you
    I love you to bits
    .....
    ....
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Can anyone help me with this, I cant think of anything that rhymes


    I love you, I love you
    I love you to bits
    .....
    ....
    Please tear up
    The divorce writs.

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      #3
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Please tear up
      The divorce writs.
      brilliant


      I love your ryhme
      The way you parse
      .....
      ...
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        brilliant


        I love your ryhme
        The way you parse
        .....
        ...
        Our relationship is not a farce
        So lets stick together and give it time
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          Can anyone help me with this, I cant think of anything that rhymes


          I love you, I love you
          I love you to bits
          .....
          ....
          I love you, I love you
          Can I come on your tits?
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #6
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            Please tear up
            The divorce writs.
            Is this one for BP to give to MrsBP?
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #7
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              Our relationship is not a farce
              So lets stick together and give it time
              brilliant

              You make me shake
              You make me rock
              Now stick your gob
              ....


              no...nothing. the muse has left me
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                I love you, I love you
                Can I come on your tits?


                thats just plain disgusting
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  Can we work in a duck tape angle
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    I'm just going for

                    Red giants are red
                    Blue giants are blue
                    When they exploded
                    Their star dust made you
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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