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[suityou01]

Audi dead. Stuck in multi storey in Cambridge. Futile efforts to revive. Fuel but no spark. Advice please.

She is a 1993 2.3e petrol.

[oscarose]

Audi dead. Stuck in multi storey in Cambridge. Futile efforts to revive. Fuel but no spark. Advice please.

She is a 1993 2.3e petrol.

Go-to bar and think about it for a while

[doodab]

Phone the AA / RAC / whichever breakdown service you have, they will get you home at least and you can worry about it tomorrow.

[EternalOptimist]

pee on the spark plugs.

the damp can often cause a strong current to flow

[Jubber]

Call Bryant & May - they have a solution.

[socialworker]

Call the AA and get your credit card out to pay full price for a year's subs.
Didnt you have problems with a car in Germany?

[Ticktock]

Fuel may not be feeding through properly, so you'll need to boost the amount of spark.

Take a hanky, stick it in the fuel filler and light it. Then see if it starts.

[AtW]

Audi dead. Stuck in multi storey in Cambridge. Futile efforts to revive. Fuel but no spark. Pray please.

She was a 1993 2.3e petrol.

FTFY

[greenlake]

Audi dead. Stuck in multi storey in Cambridge. Futile efforts to revive. Fuel but no spark. Advice please.

She is a 1993 2.3e petrol.

Weren't you recently feeling weird because you had nothing to complain about?

Well, I guess everything's back to normal now....

[jamesbrown]

Near the pool, off Parker's piss? I'd head to The Free Press or Live & Let Live. Drown your Audi.