Found a restuarant we hadn't been to in Luton. Booked a table for last night. From the moment we walked in we both felt out of place.
The wine menu ran to bottles for 1K. They didn't have chips on the menu. Proper classy joint.
In Luton FFS
I ordered the steak.
Waitress : What would you like with it?
Me : I only see potatoes, or potatoes and veg as options.
Waitress : That's correct sir, but the potatoes are very nice.
Me : How do you prepare them?
Waitress : They are roast potatoes sir.
Me : Oh.
Waitress : Is there a problem sir?
Me : I was just hoping they could be prepared slightly differently.
Waitress : How would you like them prepared?
Me : Sliced into lengths and sautéed under about 6 inches of hot oil.
Waitress : Ah, no, Ted.
The wine menu ran to bottles for 1K. They didn't have chips on the menu. Proper classy joint.
In Luton FFS
I ordered the steak.
Waitress : What would you like with it?
Me : I only see potatoes, or potatoes and veg as options.
Waitress : That's correct sir, but the potatoes are very nice.
Me : How do you prepare them?
Waitress : They are roast potatoes sir.
Me : Oh.
Waitress : Is there a problem sir?
Me : I was just hoping they could be prepared slightly differently.
Waitress : How would you like them prepared?
Me : Sliced into lengths and sautéed under about 6 inches of hot oil.
Waitress : Ah, no, Ted.
