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jabberjobber
24th May 2005, 11:22
Here at JabberTank, a new right-wing political think-tank, we ponder today's problems and come up with practical workable solutions.

Problem:

Society is ageing and cannot meet the financial burden of a large retired workforce. Companies demand fresh new young IT staff to meet the ever-changing demands of today's workplace.

Solution:
Cull all IT contractors over 40. This would free up scores of new positions in the workplace, stimulate demand and provide fresh blood to an ailing industry. Contractors over 40 should proceed immediately to the JabberDiscovery Booths
where they will be relieved of the burden that old age brings.
No longer will you need to keep up with the latest C++ paradigm shift. Processing is painless and you can rest assured that your dependents will be taken care of by the Jabber Care Protection Plan.

Report today to your local Booth for a better tomorrow, today.

Amiga500
29th June 2009, 15:59
Oh dear, telling prediction in these times...

Zippy
29th June 2009, 16:03
They should get a chance to p*ss all their money away first

Churchill
29th June 2009, 16:06
Here at JabberTank, a new right-wing political think-tank, we ponder today's problems and come up with practical workable solutions.

Problem:

Society is ageing and cannot meet the financial burden of a large retired workforce. Companies demand fresh new young IT staff to meet the ever-changing demands of today's workplace.

Solution:
Cull all IT contractors over 40. This would free up scores of new positions in the workplace, stimulate demand and provide fresh blood to an ailing industry. Contractors over 40 should proceed immediately to the JabberDiscovery Booths
where they will be relieved of the burden that old age brings.
No longer will you need to keep up with the latest C++ paradigm shift. Processing is painless and you can rest assured that your dependents will be taken care of by the Jabber Care Protection Plan.

Report today to your local Booth for a better tomorrow, today.

Some of us are responsible for creating the "paradigm shift":bang:, not just keeping up with it. :throw:

Menelaus
29th June 2009, 16:08
Here at JabberTank, a new right-wing political think-tank...for a better tomorrow, today.

:spel ******.

HTH.

TykeMerc
29th June 2009, 16:09
Holy thread necromancy skills Batman!!!!!

MPwannadecentincome
29th June 2009, 16:11
No sorry, they will be importing beings from India who are already busy supporting their own 'old folk'!

HairyArsedBloke
29th June 2009, 16:11
Report today to your local Booth for a better tomorrow, today.

This would be nice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edQNjJZFdLU) - I'd like my one to be just like that.

bogeyman
29th June 2009, 16:12
Holy thread necromancy skills Batman!!!!!

WHS :ind

Numpty
29th June 2009, 17:22
Solution:
Cull all IT contractors over 40.Wrong, wrong, wrongetty wrong.

Cull all IT contractors under 28.

Bagpuss
29th June 2009, 18:06
Why drag up a post from 4 years ago?

Churchill
29th June 2009, 19:12
Oh dear, telling prediction in these times...


Why drag up a post from 4 years ago?

English lessons aren't doing you much good baggy, eh?

BrilloPad
29th June 2009, 20:08
Why can't we just declare war on India?

bogeyman
29th June 2009, 20:12
Why can't we just declare war on India?

Because we'd have no bloody tea in the morning.

I don't know about you, but I just couldn't stand that :mad

And where does Marmalade come from? Let's not declare war on then either!

RichardCranium
29th June 2009, 22:34
Why can't we just declare war on India?They'd laugh at us. :emb

minestrone
29th June 2009, 22:37
Why can't we just declare war on India?

I would just wish we could get our 800 million Brown gave them for aid back.

I mean WTF was he thinking.