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    Oh Jesus...

    ...he has risen and the first thing he did was register for a CUK forum account.

    Jesus
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

    #2
    It says "Jesus is not a member of any Public Groups". Does that mean he's not a Christian
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru
      It says "Jesus is not a member of any Public Groups". Does that mean he's not a Christian
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #4
        Always pay attention to the small print:

        Jesus
        Not worth listening to

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          #5
          Get ready for the second coming. Hallelujah, we're saved. Now, where do I confess? Is there an email address?
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #6
            Yeah, the problem is you have to confess and not sin anymore, which is a bit tricky for some of us. Being a bad Christian, I'll be first in the furnace when the balloon goes up.
            It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobi

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              #7
              Originally posted by oraclesmith
              Yeah, the problem is you have to confess and not sin anymore,
              Surely you can just confess again? Isn't that the great attraction of the Catholic Church?
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #8
                Of course you can as often as you like. But what if you die between a confession (confession := confession +1; sins := 0 and one or more sins (for fun in 1..tired loop sins:=sins+1; end loop

                If you die with outstanding sins you go to Hell. Bad Catholics confess on their deathbeds, but its not always that convenient.
                It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobi

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