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What do I want for my birthday?

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    What do I want for my birthday?

    Week on Saturday. SY02 keeps nagging me.

    To be honest I haven't a clue. Now I have my telescope I'm about set for life.

    What does one get the middle aged balding bedwetting gentleman?

    Ideas please.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    **** knows. What telescope did you get? I need to make sure I get a better one
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      Adult nappies ?
      Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

      No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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        #4
        blow job n steak

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          #5
          A weekend away in Jersey?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Gay Porn on the sofa with your mrs!

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              #7
              Two front teeth? Or did you get those at Xmas?
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Week on Saturday. SY02 keeps nagging me.

                To be honest I haven't a clue. Now I have my telescope I'm about set for life.

                What does one get the middle aged balding bedwetting gentleman?

                Ideas please.
                A very big Mercedes worked for me

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  **** knows. What telescope did you get? I need to make sure I get a better one
                  I got one of these

                  Amazon.com: Celestron 31051 AstroMaster 130EQ MD Telescope: Camera & Photo
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    You don't want a night with her best mate for your birthday? What is wrong with you man. You asked what you want, not what you might get
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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