On my way to Bangkok

[KentPhilip]

So I am sat in the hotel bar in Dubai with the other expats, and two rather lovely dark ladies join me on my stool. "We are from Ethiopia" they say, and they are getting rather friendly
They would give a good massage to my toes, and other important bits.
Looking around the bar, at least half the people there were young black ladies.
"How much?"
"300 quid"
"Jeez!"

And I haven't even got to Thailand yet!

[minestrone]

Tell them it's ping pong show or no show.

[Wanderer]

Thailand is definitely cheaper than that. For a foot massage anyway......

[fullyautomatix]

You must have been wearing a Tshirt that says "I AM STUPID" or else its your face thats telling them something

[Pondlife]

You must have been wearing a Tshirt that says "I WANT AIDS" or else its your face thats telling them something

FTFY

[vetran]

Ask them how much for some light Cleaning?

[KentPhilip]

Ask them how much for some light Cleaning?

Light cleaning is priceless. Especially when it is done by my cleaner

Now who's the oik who gave this thread one star - it's thread of the week surly

[MicrosoftBob]

And I haven't even got to Thailand yet!

I assumed by the thread title you wanted to Bangkok in Thailand

[doodab]

So this is what ukippers do for fun is it? Sex tourism?

[MarillionFan]

Cheaper in Thailand. $5 I heard. Sucky sucky.