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    Pointless Gadgets

    Inspired by something I saw on How I met your Mother:


    Hot dog toaster


    I saw this:


    Toast and egg maker


    What other stupid gadgets are there that you'd buy and use once? Does anyone want to admit to owning them?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

    #2
    That second one is pointless as it doesn't do soft boiled eggs.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      What other stupid gadgets are there that you'd buy and use once? Does anyone want to admit to owning them?
      Use once? That's crazy talk. To be really pointless it has to go on eBay without ever coming out of the box (except to be photographed of course).
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Personally I never understood the point of toasters.
        Whats wrong with a grill? (anyway I prefer to melt the butter onto the bread, then toast it)

        I used to have all manner of cooking stuff; mutli-gadget devices, etc.
        They take more effort in washing up and cleaning, than simply learning to prepare food with minimal instruments.

        Even making cakes, whisking and mixing by hand is more satisfying.

        Unless you're a restaurant, they don't save labour.

        Minimalism is the way.

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          #5
          Originally posted by evilagent View Post
          Personally I never understood the point of toasters.
          Whats wrong with a grill? (anyway I prefer to melt the butter onto the bread, then toast it)
          Indeed. And you can't make cheese on toast in a toaster either.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            Indeed. And you can't make cheese on toast in a toaster either.
            Challenge accepted!
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by evilagent View Post
              Personally I never understood the point of toasters.
              Whats wrong with a grill? (anyway I prefer to melt the butter onto the bread, then toast it)
              Having to turn the toast?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Challenge accepted!
                Is this going to be like the time I told my flatmate you can't make toast in a microwave and he tried to prove me wrong?
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by evilagent View Post
                  Personally I never understood the point of toasters.
                  Whats wrong with a grill? (anyway I prefer to melt the butter onto the bread, then toast it)
                  with 6 or so kids wanting toast for breakfast (wholegrain pukka bread) a toaster is a godsend. You tend not to burn it because child number 3 needs to go to the loo or is beating child number 2 over the head.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    with 6 or so kids wanting toast for breakfast (wholegrain pukka bread) a toaster is a godsend. You tend not to burn it because child number 3 needs to go to the loo or is beating child number 2 over the head.
                    6 kids!!
                    I have 4 nephews and nieces, who I have over for weekend every now and then, and they are exhausting.

                    Hats off to you for coping that menagerie.

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