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    I Have Returned

    I Wish To Have Words With The One Called Chico, He Has Displeased Me!

    Jesus Does Not Condone Murder

    #2
    Hello Jesus. How's it hanging?

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      #3
      Make sure you always read the small print (Chico did not):

      Jesus
      Not worth listening to

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        #4
        I will set my dad on you, if you displease me.

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          #5
          There are 8,534 people in the Barcelona telephone directory with the name Jesus.
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            How many of them can walk on water?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Jesus
              I Wish To Have Words With The One Called Chico, He Has Displeased Me!

              Jesus Does Not Condone Murder
              Jabberwocky using the same old formula eh?
              Sola gratia

              Sola fide

              Soli Deo gloria

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                #8
                Walk on water – dead easy: freeze it first.
                Blair, you cannot reach me now,
                No matter how you try,
                Goodbye cruel Labour,
                Your end is nigh.

                International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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                  #9
                  Absolutely not - anyway he has not claimed to be the Son of God.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by CaribbeanPirate
                    Walk on water – dead easy: freeze it first.
                    I used levitation about 2006 years ago.

                    threaded.

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