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    Design patterns

    Searched amazon for .net design patterns.

    An interesting array of lingerie was returned including:

    High Quality Sexy Lingerie Seamless Net Shoulder Straps Super Elastic Open Crotch with Red Lips Pattern Garter Design Bodystocking Jumpsuit One Size Selebritee 20 (White)

    Having eventually landed on the Head First book, I decided to broaden my search to the wider net to see if I could find it cheaper (I've got an e-version, but I like paper copies for reference books).

    I discovered that the HeadFirst girl leads an interesting double life:




    Who knew design patterns could be so interesting?

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    I remember when I was single and head first girls were extremely popular ...
    "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

    https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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      #3
      Would Mich?

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        #4
        Yes, the HFDP girl is notorious for that

        I believe O'Reilly have been a bit more careful about choosing their stock photos since then

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          #5
          "Head first" titter
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Before you buy the book MS, I've already got one. Can bring it in. Mine's in Java though although the port to C# is fine although it won't use generics etc
            If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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              #7
              Originally posted by hyperD View Post
              Before you buy the book MS, I've already got one. Can bring it in. Mine's in Java though although the port to C# is fine although it won't use generics etc
              Too late - just ordered it! Probably as well, I tend to use my books as coasters, so wouldn't want to get yours covered in tea stains. It is java, but probably the most readable one around. I didn't buy the body stocking though.

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                #8
                I'll show her the facade pattern

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                  #9
                  When asked for your favourite pattern, do not say it's on Etsy
                  Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                  No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SunnyInHades View Post
                    I'll show her the facade pattern
                    I think most IT contractors would identify better with the Singleton pattern.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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