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Have you got a bull*** detector ?

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    Have you got a bull*** detector ?

    If not, get one here

    The Universal Bulltulip Detector Watch™


    I would heed the caution notice though
    We are not responsible for the results of your use of the Universal Bulltulip Detector Watch™ whether due to your courage or lack of good judgment. Use of the Universal Bulltulip Detector Watch™ may seem endlessly warranted. However, relationships may be adversely and possibly permanently affected.
    Many years ago my colleagues and I placed a remote one in a plant pot in a break out area near us, and set it off 5 minutes after anyone started a meeting " Warning, Warning, bulltulip Alert"........

    Had to remove it after three meetings before someone found it, and all deny hearing any " strange announcements"
    If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duck

    #2
    I was just going to start this thread, you beat me to it
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      If someone has one, can we run it against MF's posts?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        I worked with someone who was known for spouing nonsense.

        One day his boss whipped out a copy of "the bluffers guide to computing". Opened it up. Read a little. Then shouted "now I know what you are on about".

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