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    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.
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    is that a snake in your pocket or are you banned?

    Joke that got Jason Payne banned for life from the Hilton Hotel in Basingstoke | Mail Online

    An unexpected punchline! The JOKE that got a man banned for life from a Hilton Hotel
    A practical joker has been banned from a Hilton Hotel for life after leaving an 'abusive' joke on its online booking system.

    Software consultant Jason Payne said he never expected the tasteless comment to be seen by staff, after responding that he had a 'large snake in his trousers' to a question about pets.

    He said it was the only pet he had, adding 'hope that's OK'.
    one of ours?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post


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      if it was a user its a lawful killing
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        Joke that got Jason Payne banned for life from the Hilton Hotel in Basingstoke | Mail Online

        one of ours?
        No, anybody on here would have some common sense not to use their real name ...

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          #5
          When I hovered over the story and saw eek I asumed you two had moved in together.

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            When I hovered over the story and saw eek I asumed you two had moved in together.
            You did not know?

            Whilst you were doing your bantime they had a Star Wars themed wedding, and tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers.

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              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              No, anybody on here would have some common sense not to use their real name ...
              You mean like SimonMac and NickFitz for example?
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                How is that a "practical" joke?

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                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  Joke that got Jason Payne banned for life from the Hilton Hotel in Basingstoke | Mail Online



                  one of ours?
                  Kind of - he is a good mate of mine and was staying there after coming out for my birthday party!
                  "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                  https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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                    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
                    Kind of - he is a good mate of mine and was staying there after coming out for my birthday party!
                    And does he have a large trouser snake?

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