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    London tossers

    Why is it that every one of my mates that have followed the yellow brick road to London has turned into an egotistical tosser?

    I’m not impressed by the fact you have spent 400k on a one bed flat, or that you don’t need a car or that xx% of UK GDP is generated by the capital.

    I don’t give a flying ****, I’m happy with my house in the west country, my modest commute to Bristol and IMO better standard of living, I don’t crunch carrots, shag my sister or drive a tractor.

    Discuss.

    I’m going for a lie down.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

    #2
    Yes, I noticed DimPrawn has been changing lately, no idea whether they drive tractors in Swindon or what not...

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      #3
      Bristle's gurt lush, innit?
      We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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        #4
        Yes it is, what language do they speak in London? All the cockneys now live in Essex.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #5
          Originally posted by Fleetwood
          Bristle's gurt lush, innit?
          I've seen both sides of the coin. Bristle wins hands down mate. Your mate is going through the adjustment stage. Being a knt is compulsory in London. Hence why SAS is there and loves it

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            #6
            Originally posted by AtW
            Yes, I noticed DimPrawn has been changing lately, no idea whether they drive tractors in Swindon or what not...
            Swindon has no need of cars. It has a state-of-the-art super-conducting levitation mono-rail linking all the town into one homogenous commuter zone.







            No hang on, I'm thinking of Tokyo. Sorry.

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              #7
              London is cool. But I'm not from here and I still love my point of origin.

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                #8
                Its funny how the same people who bang on about how they love the cut and thrust of city life hit a certain age and leave it all behind for a quiet life in the country... make your fecking mind up!

                At least by buying up all the quaint cottage's in the country and pushing up the cost of local housing in the process they continue to be thought of as cnts by the locals.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by gingerjedi
                  At least by buying up all the quaint cottage's in the country and pushing up the cost of local housing in the process they continue to be thought of as cnts by the locals.
                  Rich cnts, surely ?
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi
                    All the cockneys now live in Essex.
                    Most may have done; but this one moved west - even further than Bristol.

                    Originally posted by gingerjedi
                    Why is it that every one of my mates that have followed the yellow brick road to London has turned into an egotistical tosser?
                    That's because they are London wannabes, not the real thing.
                    Blair, you cannot reach me now,
                    No matter how you try,
                    Goodbye cruel Labour,
                    Your end is nigh.

                    International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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