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Jim Jams

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    Jim Jams

    Chrimbo pressie for God fearing CUK members

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Chico might be interested if they added this:

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      #3
      AtW at work on his optimisations

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        #4
        I will command thou. Thou shalt buy holy garments on e-Bay for Chico thy brother for glory and for beauty. And ye shall send him alone with his shining sword of righteousness to wrest the Holy Land from the hypocrites and unbelievers. (Exodus 28:2)
        It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobi

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          #5
          Chico is going to Hell, my father (who art in heaven) has spoken.

          Until then consider the lillies

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            #6
            Originally posted by Jesus

            Until then consider the lillies
            He's having a go at the flowers now!
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #7
              Oh, give the flowers a chance
              It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobi

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                #8
                Originally posted by darmstadt
                Shouldn't they have 'Chastity' on the crotch area?
                How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                  #9
                  The devil made your lovesticks, and it is wrong to play with them outide of Wedlock. Only then does the product become Jesus juice.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jesus
                    Only then does the product become Jesus juice.

                    Never heard it called that before!
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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