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    Here's a puzzle for you

    If a woodchuck could chuck wood
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
    If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    Hint: the answer involves barcodes.

    #2
    I asked my phone that using Google Voice and it gave me a very complete answer.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.

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      #3
      Ask Awesome - he invoices for problems like these.

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        #4
        Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine? It wouldn't start.
        "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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          #5
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          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          If a woodchuck could chuck wood
          How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
          If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

          Hint: the answer involves barcodes.

          Is that a Bark Ode?

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            #6
            Originally posted by tractor View Post
            Is that a Bark Ode?
            <swoon>
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by tractor View Post
              Is that a Bark Ode?
              no, it was colour coded

              dye ode, bark oded, barcode
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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