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    Human Barbie

    'Human Barbie' says she wants to 'subsist on air and light alone' - Europe - World - The Independent

    A Ukrainian model dubbed the “human Barbie” has revealed she is training herself to live off only light and air.

    Why?

    #2
    Shrinks the weekly Tesco bill.

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      #3
      appearing in a gonzo movie near you soon...

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        #4
        Originally posted by original PM View Post
        appearing in a gonzo movie near you soon...
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          'Human Barbie' says she wants to 'subsist on air and light alone' - Europe - World - The Independent

          A Ukrainian model dubbed the “human Barbie” has revealed she is training herself to live off only light and air.

          Why?
          The silly woman lives on air and light alone already.

          She just has to funnel the energy through plants, and also preferably animals, first.
          Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            'Human Barbie' says she wants to 'subsist on air and light alone' - Europe - World - The Independent

            A Ukrainian model dubbed the “human Barbie” has revealed she is training herself to live off only light and air.

            Why?
            Valeria Lukyanova, 23, has admitted using plastic surgery and Photoshop to cultivate her doll-like appearance
            Here's a photo of me. No plastic surgery but I will admit to a touch of Photoshop:




            Hmm, those wrinkles need a bit more work
            Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Sysman View Post
              Here's a photo of me. No plastic surgery but I will admit to a touch of Photoshop:




              Hmm, those wrinkles need a bit more work
              Okay, I photoshopped those wrinkles out from your forehead and around the eyes....





















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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                'Human Barbie' says she wants to 'subsist on air and light alone' - Europe - World - The Independent

                A Ukrainian model dubbed the “human Barbie” has revealed she is training herself to live off only light and air.

                Why?
                Here's your clue...

                With her cinched in waist, platinum blonde hair and vacant stare, Ms Lukyanova has attracted international criticism for her self-objectification and obsession with achieving an unrealistic concept of perfection.

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