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    The sun is shining

    And I just ate a chocolate eclair. I might even leave my house for a bit.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    There's a crow on my windowledge.

    S/he's looking at me funny.
    Probably an omen. Or it's fed up with you eating the worms in the garden
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      Just so I am clear. There are chocolate eclairs inside the house but you are considering leaving.

      You need to discuss your meds doody.

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        And I just ate a chocolate eclair. I might even leave my house for a bit.
        You didn’t fall for the “eat this, it’s my chocolate éclair” scam did you?
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #5
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          There's a crow on my windowledge.

          S/he's looking at me funny.


          And banging on the window.

          I wonder if s/he wants to come in.
          Crows are harbingers of death - best make peace with your God

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            #6
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Ah, peace at last.
            Merciful release?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              Just so I am clear. There are chocolate eclairs inside the house but you are considering leaving.
              Not any more. There is a pizza, but I would have to cook it.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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