A dilemma

[doodab]

I quite fancy going out for a wagamama for my lunch. However I smell a little bit and I really can't be arsed to get into the shower (it's quite complex what with various dressings that need to be kept dry and I currently have no spare sticky things to repair them with).

I do however have an untouched lynx deo & shower gel set that someone or other gave me for christmas.

Should I go for the lynx effect?

[original PM]

i would say yes

but are you just 24 hours ripe or more like 48?

[DaveB]

I quite fancy going out for a wagamama for my lunch. However I smell a little bit and I really can't be arsed to get into the shower (it's quite complex what with various dressings that need to be kept dry and I currently have no spare sticky things to repair them with).

I do however have an untouched lynx deo & shower gel set that someone or other gave me for christmas.

Should I go for the lynx effect?

Get Mrs Doodab to give you a bed bath?

Or failing that, a stand up wash at the sink to do the wiffy bits?

[Pondlife]

Just go to Wetherspoons. No need to worry then.

[vetran]

Gotta recommend baby wipes for such occasions.

Just coating it isn't good, the smell just disappears until you get into the restaurant then it comes back (in my experience).

[northernladuk]

Have you consulted Psychobabble yet? What did he suggest?

[eek]

Ask what would suity do?

Change the nappy and use a couple of baby wipes..

[Goatfell]

Should I go for the lynx effect?

Can you handle being mobbed by wanton nymphomaniac lovelies in your condition.

edit: What the hell, splash it all over and go for it

[doodab]

Can you handle being mobbed by wanton nymphomaniac lovelies in your condition.

Probably not if there is more than one

Or failing that, a stand up wash at the sink to do the wiffy bits?

Why didn't I think of that? A quick swipe of the pits with a flannel and I'm ready for my chicken katsu. Sorted.