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Which actor would play you

7 March 2014, 11:26

An interesting conversation piece (cue for insults) came up at last nights Dodgy dinner party. If you were to do a film of your life which actor would play you? It was agreed that Harry Enfield would be the ideal choice for me - I wasn't exactly pleased but I couldn't really disagree.

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7 March 2014, 11:30

Is this some HR Manager's interview question?

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7 March 2014, 11:36

"Tell me about a time when you were played by an actor"
"How did you choose the actor in question"
"Describe how you reached this decision"

Oh, and I would go for.... Michael Crawford, as Frank Spencer, or John Cleese, as Basil Fawlty

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7 March 2014, 11:40

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7 March 2014, 11:41

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7 March 2014, 11:44

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Hywel Bennett apparantly!

Only it would be the other end of him

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7 March 2014, 11:45

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7 March 2014, 11:47

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