What note to leave the incoming Treasury Secretary?

[vetran]

Treasury sources said the full text of the letter from Byrne – dated 6 April, the day Gordon Brown called the general election – was: "Dear chief secretary, I'm afraid there is no money. Kind regards – and good luck! Liam."

So assuming George & co do go at the next election what should he say in the note?

[SimonMac]

[DimPrawn]

Inflation down
Debt down
House prices up (massively)
Unemployment down
Pound strong
Immigration down
Crime down
....
Pigs fuelled and ready to fly
Good luck

[DaveB]

"Are you familiar with the phrase 'Hospital Pass'? You are? Good, Catch!"

[Waldorf]

Inflation down
Deficit down
House prices up (massively)
Unemployment down
Pound strong
Immigration down
Crime down
Debt still climbing
....
Pigs fuelled and ready to fly
Good luck

FTFY