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    Any cure for manflu? Remember I am not suity so cannot MTFU.

    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Any cure for manflu? Remember I am not suity so cannot MTFU.
    There's no cure for anything. Let's just do like the Glaswegians and await death with a can of Tennent's in our hand (free to do what you want with the other hand).
    <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Any cure for manflu? Remember I am not suity so cannot MTFU.
      Right with ya there buddy on my next dose.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        We have a dose of manflu at chez Zip, so if anyone can help please do

        I'm prepared to grovel AND pay money if necessary.
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #5
          Ole-EOs-ElbowBending-CureAll

          1 tumbler
          2 shots of whisky
          1 teaspoon brown sugar
          1 dollop of honey
          1 slice of lemon squeezed in
          1 slice of lemon dropped in
          fill with boiling water

          taste
          check the taste again
          taste for sweetness


          give to victim
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Any cure for manflu? Remember I am not suity so cannot MTFU.
            Can you still be classed as a man when Mrs BP still has your balls in her purse?
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #7
              Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
              Can you still be classed as a man when Mrs BP still has your balls in her purse?
              Each ex has 1 ball each.

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Each ex has 1 ball each.
                You'd had three balls? It's Jake the peg, diddle diddle diddle.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  You'd had three balls? It's Jake the peg, diddle diddle diddle.
                  Ive only been married to women twice. The gay marriage does not count.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Ive only been married to women twice. The gay marriage does not count.
                    That's cos you didn't use a surrogate.
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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