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BrilloPad
8th March 2014, 10:01
Any cure for manflu? Remember I am not suity so cannot MTFU.

petergriffin
8th March 2014, 11:46
Any cure for manflu? Remember I am not suity so cannot MTFU.
There's no cure for anything. Let's just do like the Glaswegians and await death with a can of Tennent's in our hand (free to do what you want with the other hand).

suityou01
8th March 2014, 12:38
Any cure for manflu? Remember I am not suity so cannot MTFU.

Right with ya there buddy on my next dose. :(

Zippy
9th March 2014, 16:08
We have a dose of manflu at chez Zip, so if anyone can help please do :suicide:

I'm prepared to grovel AND pay money if necessary.

EternalOptimist
9th March 2014, 17:09
Ole-EOs-ElbowBending-CureAll

1 tumbler
2 shots of whisky
1 teaspoon brown sugar
1 dollop of honey
1 slice of lemon squeezed in
1 slice of lemon dropped in
fill with boiling water

taste
check the taste again
taste for sweetness


give to victim

SimonMac
9th March 2014, 17:09
Any cure for manflu? Remember I am not suity so cannot MTFU.

Can you still be classed as a man when Mrs BP still has your balls in her purse?

BrilloPad
9th March 2014, 22:01
Can you still be classed as a man when Mrs BP still has your balls in her purse?

Each ex has 1 ball each.

MarillionFan
9th March 2014, 22:04
Each ex has 1 ball each.

You'd had three balls? It's Jake the peg, diddle diddle diddle.

BrilloPad
9th March 2014, 22:23
You'd had three balls? It's Jake the peg, diddle diddle diddle.

Ive only been married to women twice. The gay marriage does not count.

SueEllen
9th March 2014, 22:41
Ive only been married to women twice. The gay marriage does not count.

That's cos you didn't use a surrogate.

Goatfell
9th March 2014, 22:59
There's no cure for anything. Let's just do like the Glaswegians and await death with a bottle of Buckfast in our hand and a roll-up in the other (to give the phlegm some body).

FTFY