Oh Dear

[Jesus]

'Oh Dears' are not of the quality they used to be. According to the Daily Mail, the standard of 'Oh Dears' on this site have fallen by 300% since Labour came to Power. Moreover, Illegal immigration has resulted with the CUK 'Oh Dear' cut n paste school being inundated with demand for places. Infact, so oversubscribed with students applications that the tutors are struggling to deliver a suitably depressing 'Oh Dear' content.

In other news, David Cameron told The Sooty Show, that contractoruk portrayed a stereotypical and out of date image of the Conservative Party. Cameron told Sue that he hopes to introduce a new Environmental tax to stop mental people posting on the internet.

More news follows

[Erik The VIking]

[Phoenix]

And I hear Sweeps squeeks are down 10% as well

[milanbenes]

nice one

problem is, there are so many Oh Dears that nearly every bit of news is worthy of an Oh Dear based upon the original qualification criteria but as every piece of news is now Oh Dear worthy, just like every A Level student getting 4 A's the value of the Oh Dear is being eaten away

Maybe we need an Oh Dear +

or

an Oh Dear ++

to differentiate the standard Oh Dears from the higher performing Oh Dears

Milan.

[CaribbeanPirate]

Can't help with the Oh Dears, but you can have my Ol' Dear if it helps.

[Andyw]

I just cant contain the laughter !

[Phoenix]

I just cant contain the laughter !

O Dear! He's back

[Erik The VIking]

O Dear! He's back

Go and Vote!

[Phoenix]

Go and Vote!

I was one of the first!

[Andyw]

well come on lads ! this is like...erm ....just really UNfunny stuff !