'Minister for fitness' appointed

[Troll]

More Labour Bollux

The government has launched a fresh attempt to tackle obesity in England by appointing a "minister for fitness".
Public Health minister Caroline Flint has been given the task of getting people to boost their activity levels.

She wants people to build physical activity into their daily routines to create a healthier nation in the run-up to the 2012 Olympics.

Figures due out this week are set to show that, if nothing changes, a third of men will be obese by 2010.

[DimPrawn]

A job for Prescott surely?

[Cowboy Bob]

I'm not obese, it's just the beer

[sasguru]

Does that mean only "fit" women will be allowed on the streets?

[MrsGoof]

is she fit enough?

[Shimano105]

Does that mean only "fit" women will be allowed on the streets?

Definintely a requirement for East European immigration

[errorista]

The East German female hammer-throwing team is fit.

[sasguru]

The East German female hammer-throwing team is fit.

I meant " 'er is fit, innit " not physically fit.

[Phoenix]

I meant " 'er is fit, innit " not physically fit.

Depends on how high you set your sights Sas ol' boy!
I'm sure the East German female hammer-throwing team would be very grateful.......

[bogeyman]

Depends on how high you set your sights Sas ol' boy!
I'm sure the East German female hammer-throwing team would be very grateful.......

Just don't let them get hold of your bell-end and start swinging you around