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You don't kick cats you chuck or fire water at them."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR -
Originally posted by zeitghostI kicked he who would be ZeitMog II the other day by accident.
The daft beggar nearly tripped me up.
Then again, it might have been A Cunning Feline Plan to knock me out & eat me instead of the munchies.
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I was in the outback once, me and the missus stopped on a bridge over a dried up river bed to watch the flocks of colourful birds swooping around. I walked to the far and and took a couple of steps down the bank when this big mog came round the corner.
It had something furry in its gob, probably a large mouse or vole or a small rat. all I could see was the bum and two little pink feet.
That mog was feral, it stopped and looked at me. It could have out-stared a garden gnome
'get out of my way, two legs'
I would swear that I was the first human it had ever seen. It didnt flinch and it wasnt scared(\__/)
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI was in the outback once, me and the missus stopped on a bridge over a dried up river bed to watch the flocks of colourful birds swooping around. I walked to the far and and took a couple of steps down the bank when this big mog came round the corner.
It had something furry in its gob, probably a large mouse or vole or a small rat. all I could see was the bum and two little pink feet.
That mog was feral, it stopped and looked at me. It could have out-stared a garden gnome
'get out of my way, two legs'
I would swear that I was the first human it had ever seen. It didnt flinch and it wasnt scaredComment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostAnd you've been together ever since! How heart warming.(\__/)
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyeah, we went to South Africa last year and saw some even bigger catsComment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostDid you play away?(\__/)
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postno we played 'Carcasonne, the castle', and a couple of games of backgammonComment
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